Getting Discharged

I thought getting discharged from the hospital would be like checking out of a hotel, but the nurse was quite a bit put out when I just showed up at the desk ready to leave. So I'm back in the room waiting for my "papers". The doctor seemed to me to want me out by this afternoon if I wasn't going to stay another night, so I assumed they'd make it easy for me to leave. Harumph. If they don't show up with my stuff in the next 10 minutes, I'm heading to the NICU anyway and they'll just have to track me down.